Masturbation Jenkins is a hobo who eats his own poop and cum that skull fucks people. He also is constantly running for whatever public office is available at the time. Here are some campaign ads and some of his stances. Follow him on Twitter @mj4govIL.
Masturbation Jenkins Live At Paper Machete Clips!
Best of Candidacy for Illinois Governor Announcement Speech
Best of Concession Speech for Governor
Masturbation Jenkins 4 Governor
Up Close And Personal With Masturbation Jenkins