Masturbation Jenkins is a murderous hobo who is constantly running for whatever public office is available at the time. Here are some campaign ads and some of his stances. Follow him on Twitter @mj4govIL.

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Theme Song

Masturbation Jenkins Opening Inspirational Quote

Masturbation Jenkins Jack-Off/Mayoral Pitch

MASTURBATION JENKINS CAMPAIGN VIDEOS
Masturbation Jenkins 4 Governor

Up Close And Personal With Masturbation Jenkins

Masturbation Jenkins For Mayor Video