Masturbation Jenkins is a murderous hobo who is constantly running for whatever public office is available at the time. You can catch him as a regular at "The Paper Machete" at the famous Green Mill Lounge in Uptown on the occasional Saturday at 3 pm. He also has his own Presidential Campaign Variety Hour running at the Annoyance Theater, Monday 11/18, 11/25 and 12/2 at 8 pm. Ticket link here: https://www.theannoyance.com/show/Masturbation-Jenkins
If you surprisingly want to find out more about him, here are some live performances and campaign ads that display some of his stances. Follow him on Twitter @mj4pres.
MASTURBATION JENKINS LIVE AT PAPER MACHETE CLIPS!
Masturbation Jenkins Opening Inspirational Quote
Masturbation Jenkins Jack-Off/Mayoral Pitch
MASTURBATION JENKINS CAMPAIGN VIDEOS
Masturbation Jenkins 4 Governor
Up Close And Personal With Masturbation Jenkins
Masturbation Jenkins For Mayor Video