Masturbation Jenkins is a hobo who eats his own poop and cum that skull fucks people. He also is constantly running for whatever public office is available at the time. Here are some campaign ads and some of his stances. Follow him on Twitter @mj4govIL.

Masturbation Jenkins Live At Paper Machete Clips!

Theme Song

 

Best of Candidacy for Illinois Governor Announcement Speech

Best of Concession Speech for Governor

Masturbation Jenkins 4 Governor

Up Close And Personal With Masturbation Jenkins