Masturbation Jenkins is a murderous hobo who is constantly running for whatever public office is available at the time. Here are some campaign ads and some of his stances. Follow him on Twitter @mj4govIL.

Masturbation Jenkins Live At Paper Machete Clips!

Theme Song

Masturbation Jenkins Stance on Chicago's Flag

Masturbation Jenkins Opening Inspirational Quote

Best of Candidacy for Illinois Governor Announcement Speech

Best of Concession Speech for Governor

Masturbation Jenkins 4 Governor

Up Close And Personal With Masturbation Jenkins